Thursday, November 10, 2011

A Clean Potty

Ladybug will be 5 on Thanksgiving this year.  We used to shower together (because it was easier), now she showers alone.  Like any child she has some "problems" at times with her "Potty" (that's what she calls her vagina).


For instance, I would say 7 out of 10 times she will go potty and forget to wipe.  She also likes to touch herself (again very normal for her age) and with this she sometimes get a little red.


That being said, tonight she was taking a shower and when she was done I go to check on her (still in the shower).


I ask:
Are you done?


Ladybug:
Yes


Me:
OK then it's time to get out then...  What's wrong?


Ladybug (as she's looking at her Potty)
My Potty is red.


Me:
And why is your Potty red?  (expecting her to tell me she didn't wipe and touched her Potty.)


Ladybug:
Because I touched it.


Me:
Then shouldn't you stop touching your Potty then?


Ladybug:
I was washing it Mommy.  Because there was Yucky Stuff on there.


Me:
Oh, well that's good then.  You should wash your Potty just like Mommy does.


Ladybug:
But Mommy, you can't see the Yucky Stuff on your Potty because you have Fur and I'm little so I can see the Yucky Stuff on my Potty.


Priceless Moments of being a Mom.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Texting Mess Up

I am happy to say that this wasn't me this time, it was my husband!


We were driving down to my parents house for our annual Pumpkin Carving Party the weekend before Halloween.  Blue and Ladybug were in the back seat of our Jetta.  I'm driving.  We are about half way into our 1 hour and 15 minute trip when I get this text from my husband (who is sitting next to me).


I'm Horny


I laugh softly and don't say anything (the kids are in the back and one I'm sure is listening to everything that is said).  


Hubby says


You won't believe who I sent that to before I sent it to you.


Me:
OMG!  (laughing) Who?


Hubby:
The Boy


Me:
(Hysterical laughter) What did he say?!?!


Hubby:
He said "Thanks?"


Me: 
(Laughing so hard I can't talk)


Hubby:
I text him back and said "Oops sorry that was a joke for somebody else.  LOL Sorry."


Then The Boy replies "Yes...I'm sure...."  "We'll never speak of this again"


Me nearly crying with laughter:
OMG I think I need to pull over.


Hubby:
I text him back and said only "Agreed"


Blue asked what Hubby sent and I told her honestly... 
You don't want to know, trust me, it might scar you for life.


That seriously made my trip, my day, my week and I still smile when I think of it.  I made him text me the entire text conversation so I could be sure to get the words right when I wrote this.  He reluctantly did so, 


He said horrified
You're going to tell people!?!


I said laughing:
Of course... there is no way that I can't share this!